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NOTICE is pretty much meant to be a laugh and a crack up your butt early in the morning when you sleepily check into office and read your emails. Take everything I say on this website with a pinch of salt because I am just an insignificant individual trying to find a small spot in this world where I can lay my sleeping bag. There are some morons out there who are dumb enough to take the things I say on too seriously and you never know but you might be that moron someday. It's only a matter of time before I will post something which you might disagree and feel compelled to respond. So please read the following...


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