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14 November 2007

Life's a bitch...and then you marry one.

Location : Reading, England.

What on God's good Earth is wrong with the world today? Yesterday I woke up to headlines on the BBC website telling me that an Indian man married a dog. Yes, you mutt - a friggin' DOG as in a hound, a mongrel. The hairy thing with sharp fangs, barks the crap out of hell in the middle of the night, licks its own balls, chases cars, pisses on rubber tyres, shags your leg at random and sometimes, eats its own shit. How sick is that? Imagine what kind of rabies...err, I mean babies would be conceived? This is the first time in my life I've ever seen a famous quote actually happening in real life - i.e. the title of this entry post. That's Asia for you - the Chinese eat dogs, the Indians marry dogs. I bet they would only copulate in one position - doggy style! And then I started thinking...what if the husband wanted a blowjob?

Education, people! The only way to move from perverted, barbaric, savage practices and raise a civilised society is to educate them from young. Breed educated, smart, knowledgeable individuals that would know for a fact that marrying a dog is not the only way to do it doggy style. Until...today.

The BBC reported today, of a British man who's making an addition to the Kamasutra bible - bicycle style!!! The poor bachelor was caught having sex with a bicycle and the government put him on probation! That's right folks, better keep your bicycles locked up or you'd never know where it's been the night before. That REALLY bowled me over. There isn't even an exhaust pipe on a bicycle....? How the...? What the...? Perhaps...maybe, he removed the seat? Oh my....may the Lord have mercy on us.

2 hits in 2 days, I just HAD to blog about it. =)

Posted by Ripcord at November 14, 2007 11:06 PM

Comments

Selvi, one hell of a lucky bitch to get such a handsome and mentally stable husband. They really do make a cute couple.

I can't decide whether to laugh at the whole thing (bcoz it sure is funny!) or to sympathise them thinking how backward these ppl are.

P/S: Hopefully no one sees them mating otherwise they might ended up being stoned to death.

Posted by: odrii at November 16, 2007 10:31 AM

BBC can be full of crap.

Last year, they said a man in Sudan married a goat.

Can you believe that? A goat? My horse-faced girlfriend agrees with me.

Posted by: Tim Yang at November 17, 2007 02:23 AM

Dear Edwin,

Nice to hear that you are still ALIVE!!! & ROCKING!!! Anyway, since you are blogging about Marriage here... I thought it would be nice to inform you and everyone here that...

MR. DANNY YEOH WILL BE GETTING MARRIED REALLY REALLY SOON!!! CONGRATS! TO DANNY ON HIS COMING WEDDING SOON!

WHEN? I'M NOT SURE YET! We will have to wait for Danny's Private Invitation to all of us real soon...

Hope you are doing well there. Anyway, I am really really damn frickin busy right now preparing for My 2 New Outlets OPENING REAL SOON!

1st Outlet called CENTRO, KL is a Restaurant, Bar & Ultra CLub Lounge OPENING in NOVEMBER 23rd in KL SENTRAL.

2nd Outlet is called BAR CELONA Restaurant, Bar & Club Lounge OPENING in Sunway Pyramid in December 2007.

Hope you will be Coming Back Soon and Do drop by for a PARTY Night Out with Us here. Hope to catch up with you soon...

Cheers & Take Care.

ROGER HEW

Posted by: ROGER HEW at November 17, 2007 10:38 AM

Youve grown up! to be a man and fantastic writing, will definately be back! bicycle style??!!

Posted by: M at November 18, 2007 12:42 PM

odrii : stoned to death or run over!! heh heh...

tim : at least it's crap that makes you smile. :)

roger : holy crap! that is the biggest news i've heard this year!!! another one bites the dust...i have to congratulate him. any idea when is his wedding? how about u - when are u getting married? only if u have to? haha...

mark : thanks for dropping by dude! awesome to be in touch with you again...thanks for the invite to bali. i'll definitely try to go over my next trip home!

Posted by: Ripcord at November 21, 2007 01:38 AM