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Location : Cherating, Malaysia.
In Kuala Terengganu, I happened to come across a weighing machine. I haven't weighed myself for a few years but the last time I did, I was 65kg and considered underweight for a guy my height. My whole life I have had a high metabolism rate and I have been underweight. I thoroughly enjoyed that fact because I've never had to watch what I eat....and I eat like a slobbering pig. My ethnic origin is Chinese so naturally, I tend to eat almost WHATEVER edible and having an unrestricted diet also means I eat WHENEVER, HOWEVER much. Heck, I eat even when I'm not hungry or just for the heck of it. I hate to waste food because I've been poor and hungry before - believe it or not, there was a time I had to steal mangoes and pluck coconuts because I was hungry. So now, I tend to eat leftovers when friends(especially girlies watching their diet) cannot finish their food. I eat so much that it has gotten to a stage where I cannot sleep with an empty stomach!
When I weighed myself in Kuala Terengganu, I was a whole 8kg heavier at 73kg. It's pretty shocking for me because that is a lot of difference from the last time I checked my weight. I feel so fat that I think I'm starting to have a cleavage. As if trying to make things better and provide good advice, Tim the Aussie kept telling me that it's all downhill from here onwards. I wonder if that weighing machine was rigged to scare people into going on a diet. Now that I've reached the ideal weight for my height, if I put on anymore reserved energy, I'd have to cut back on the cheese, double servings and ice creams. Actually, I still look underweight physically so maybe I was heavier on the scales because I ate a whole elephant that night. Sometimes after a big shit, I am about 5kg lighter.
If I ever have a weight problem, it is a big problem because I have no other interests that burns energy besides surfing. Well, my fingers get some exercise because I surf the Net quite a lot. And when my other head is in the mood, I do some sexercise. But to me, exercising alone is bloody boring because you derive nothing out of the activity. Sigh.
I know. This will be my benchmark - I will go on a diet when it has come to a stage where I'm so fat I cannot see my penis.
Posted by Ripcord at January 5, 2005 04:56 PMchinese have a saying that putting on weight is a sign of good fortune...
put on more before u head back to UK (if u ever!). keeps u better insulated ;)
..., jin
ps: you won't ever be too fat to see your other 'head'. it takes years of practice to do that!
Posted by: erinnys at January 5, 2005 04:48 PMtoo many mango milkshakes at lemongrass fatty :>)
I lost about 15 kilos in the last 6 months, bloody well needed to as well!! Can ride snowboards much better now! Ha ha...
Having a good job - and a woman - helps!!!
man you truely are a man after my own heart. I'm the same eat what I like when I like, also use the excuse of high motabolism, but I think its more to do with the lonely sex you talk about.
I have maintained 70kgs whole life, but then again I'm still young compared to you bud.... is that what I have to look forward to? haha just kiddin mate.
Take care mate, I want to come out there and help the people of Malaysia.
Posted by: VIRGIN at January 6, 2005 06:35 AMlmfao you don't have cleavage. I always thought you looked pretty lean. You can thank swimming and surfing for that. I never knew guys cared about their weight.
I think I'm 44kg... unless that sounds completely off. I don't remember how to convert pounds to kg.
Take care:)
Posted by: Aurora at January 6, 2005 05:10 PMhahahahaha....by the time you reach the benchmark...it will be too late liao lah...
excercising alone is freaking boring...diff stories if u hv bunch of frens workout together...
damn....i hate to excercise.....but love to eat and i hv low metabolism rate...hehehe
Posted by: zbjernak at January 6, 2005 07:44 PMhi ya....
lets weight again for the next trip to kuala terengganu den.....but have to cut off all ur 'cha siew'.....
anyway i will buy a new weighing machine for u....
wakakak.....
erinnys : trying my best.
paul : alrite matey!!! good to see u here on littlenomad. haha...funny u still remember the mango milkshakes. i still remember the happy pizza you ate in laos.
someone : i suppose u DO lose some weight with a woman around! 15 kilos is a LOT. =)
VIRGIN : i meant proper sexercise with nice front spotlights and back bumpers...not lonely sex. haha...
aurora : i DO have a cleavage. thinking about buying a bra...
zbjernak : for me, even exercising with friends, it's boring. i don't like the activity itself.
le-n : i will still continue eating 'cha siew' because i can still see my dick.
Posted by: Ripcord at January 6, 2005 08:42 PMI'm glad you brought it up. Otherwise I would have had to tell you about that annoying slopping sound your stomach makes when I buttfuck you. But would you have listened, noooooooooooooooooo..... ;-)
Posted by: Tim at January 6, 2005 09:20 PMYeah I remember I was able to eat whatever whenever and not gain weight but then this past year for some weird reason my weight went up too. Quite annoying cuz now I have to change eating habits :/ SIGH!
Posted by: Kelina at January 7, 2005 09:14 AMtim : that's odd because i've never felt you in me. oh, i forgot - you're only 2 inches. ;)
kelina : blame it on aging! =)
Posted by: Ripcord at January 7, 2005 04:37 PMi am glad i have neverhad to watch what i eat either! =)
wtf?! oh please, you feel fat?! you sound like a girl!
ehheheh ed is becoming a girl in phases.. do you all see the trend .. pantyhose----> weight loss ----> bra for his cleavage...
what next???
Posted by: brains at January 8, 2005 03:16 PMHey man! I dunno really about kgs...because I'm pretty stupid. But I say this. Who cares how much you weigh. I think your at the right weight if your happy with yourself. You know? Haha. Anyways..I'll talk to you later and take care! BTW, happy belated new year!
Posted by: Cassie at January 9, 2005 05:05 AMNice last line Ha ha!
Posted by: Kimberley at January 9, 2005 05:33 AMblah. i sitll under construction heh, rah rha.. but what ive had planned up my sleeve was - exotickisses.com
Posted by: Drea at January 10, 2005 01:51 PMBut dude
if you CAN see the tip of your penis, your penis has gotta be really short man...and i reckon thats not the case right?:P
just kidding edwin. jgn marah.
Myself, been steady at 75 for a coupel of years..but damn..i 'm getting stretch marks due to my weight going up n down
Posted by: my name is fake at January 10, 2005 10:18 PMoh my god!!
u with uur _ideal_ weight r talkin bout exercising! - even if u rn't doin it... r TALKIN bout it... n dieting!
jesus!! i should simply shoot myself. in the head!
mel : just trying to get in touch with my feminine side! haha...
brain : sex-change operation?
cassie : don't say that you're stupid because you are what you think you are!
fake : don't worry dude, i was prepared to be ridiculed after putting this post up!
pramila : it's an equal world, babe! if women can diet, why can't men? =P
Posted by: Ripcord at January 11, 2005 04:44 PMGet the bra dude, it'll match your new panyhose...
Maybe a set of suspenders too, one helluva surfer you'd look!
Hahaha...