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21 February 2004

Massage

Location : Ko Lipe, Thailand.

The Spaniards had a massage on the beach done on them for the first time in their lives on Thursday and they never imagined that so much pleasure can be induced with just the application of pressure at certain points on their body. That's probably because they have only ever experienced suction pressure applied between their legs. =) When the person massaging me ran through my lower back, I couldn't help but to release my grunts and sighs of ecstasy! Then I started to feel embarassed but I thought f**k it, who cares? As long as I have my eyes closed, no one is looking.

The Spaniards left Friday morning on the 10am boat back to Pak Bara and I am still on the island. That is another great example of me being a good host. I take them to an island in foreign land....and I desert them! They have a flight to catch on Sunday back to Spain because they have to be at work by Monday and I don't. =) It's been great having Gerardo and Rafa around exclaiming astonishment at certain simple Asian things that Asians do. For example, Gerardo thought it was amazing for us Asians to have a machine specifically to cook only rice. In fact, it was so important that it was the most important thing on their shopping list - a rice cooker! Gerardo and Rafa, I hope that you get to make a lot of magnificient paella using your rice cooker. I also hope that it won't be another 3 years before we meet each other again and hopefully sometime in September this year during the harvest season. If that doesn't happen, well what can I say?

a falta de pan(Spain), buenas son tortas(England)!

Spanish people don't get much of a chance to travel Asia because a lot of them can't speak English so most of them only travel South America(which is all Spanish-speaking but Brazil). So, I hope they enjoyed their trip.

For the guys, if you are wondering about the the chick situation here, it is out of this world. Top-class, top-notch, top-ten and top-less women everywhere you look - in the ocean, on the beach, up a coconut tree, under your bed and if you're lucky, maybe in your pants! But as with most women who belong to the mile high club, you need to climb up a mile high mountain just to make them understand that you are not a lower-being. For me, I can't be bothered to climb a speed bump for them.

Posted by Ripcord at February 21, 2004 09:25 PM

Comments

Dear Edwin,

I really envy your free time ssoendin most of it on holiday and enjoyin your life... Well, I was just wonderin, how I could be in your shoes now doin the same. Can u please advise How? I was planning to leave everything behind like quitting my job and follow your foot steps like enjoyin life... Hope you are having a great time... We will catch up when you are back home... and take good care... Don't let the sting ray sting your balls...ok...

See ya soon...

Roger

Posted by: Roger Hew at February 21, 2004 09:43 PM

woo hoo,...topless girls....
:P
are there any wank booths on the island?
:P
wish i was there man, i would be the only "bottomless" guy around trying to get into some girls bottomless pit...
hehehe
:P
oh yea, the spaniards didnt get their rice cookers.
i didnt know pudu would be the last time i would be seeing them. if i'd knew, i would have said a proper farewell then.
hehe
:P
neways, enjoy ur trip.

Posted by: leonard at February 23, 2004 02:56 AM

hi cutie,
mm.. enjoying life there huh.. r u comin back soon... need to catch u before ur next move. how bout some pebbles as momento fm thailand.

Posted by: insomniacc at February 23, 2004 01:03 PM

Bro ... so where is the next stop on your world tour?? any asian countries in the plan?? maybe thailand once again since it is such a beautiful place... anyways did not know what to say ... but needed to get my mind off things .. so here i am ..hey roger how you doing man???

ya momento some pixxies of those high up asses.. possible??

jejejej

Posted by: brains at February 24, 2004 12:33 AM

bad news dude,... your blutooth upgrade will set you back approx SGD$231 and that's at a discounted price i managed to weasel for you. the cost includes the blutooth + holder + antenna + labour. all the items are installed internally.

no idea that apple would charge so much for such an installation.

tried my best but that's it dude... i'll let you know if i find any other means to get it done.

Posted by: grim at February 24, 2004 04:37 AM

roger : ask me the next time we meet.

leo : phew! glad to know they made it to malaysia! why didn't they get their rice cookers?

insomniacc : sorry honey, i've left the island! didn't bring any pebbles with me...

brains : next stop - london, england.

grim : that's a lotta dosh...damn man...argh...

Posted by: ripcord at February 24, 2004 08:00 PM